Can I take you home?

I saw a lady dressed like Laura Ingalls from Little House On The Prairie walking down my street this afternoon and I was able to get my NO SOLICITING PLEASE sign out just in time. Leah was snoozin and if you have read my past blogs you know..... You NEVER wake the ba-bay! She never rang our door bell so I assume she saw my sign, or the dog. Maybe it was the stench from the poo diapers on the porch, i really don't know...i'm just glad she didn't ring the bell.

 I really don't have much to report, just the same ol ish, different day! The biggest change in our lives is that I went back to work a few weeks ago. It's only two nights a week but I am loving it! Lakewood is still the same.....full of creepies. I was ringing up a man the other night and he had these glasses on that made his eyeballs HUGE. I asked him if he would like a bag for his purchase or if he wanted to take it home the way it was. He paused, looked at me and said.... Can I take you home instead? You are so pretty and you are shorter than me, which never happens. (I'm 5ft, he was maybe an inch taller.) I tried to laugh it off and while keeping his serious stare with those large eyes he said, im serious, you are so pretty. Just having a baby I am down for flattery wherever I can get it but I have to draw the line somewhere.... move on creepy man. Move on.

Kaelyn still loves school. I love that she loves school but I don't love that she is at the age of repeating everything!!! Whenever she cries or whines we say things like Kaelyn stop crying, you aren't a baby you are a big girl! Well, last week she came home from school talking about how her Pastor is a baby because he has a boo boo on his knee and he cries like a baby. Even though I laughed I really hope she didn't tell him that!

Leah is still too small to really have many crazy stories to share. She did kinda puke in my mouth the other day when I was giving her a kiss but I am trying to forget about that!

My mom had a birthday last week and my sister and I were able to take her to dinner. It was such a nice evening. We went to this cute french bistro and I was feeling like such a chic adult out on the town. Ok, so what if it was downtown Steilacoom. I was downtown somewhere! The chef came out and said happy birthday to my mom in French, asked if we liked our meal and went on to the next table. My Mom, Sister and I go to make a toast..... My sister says happy bday in Spanish and my mom said it in German, what did I say?????? I hope you live a lot of years biaaatch. WHAT!!!! Even though we all laughed until we almost had tears in our eyes I couldn't believe that came out of my mouth....to my mother! I had never felt so uneducated in my life! Complete word vomit. I am generally good with words and everyone else was able to say something in another language and all I could muster up was live a lot of years biaaatch. Total fail, funny...but a fail no less! I decided to call it a night when we went into the pub after dinner and the karaoke chick showed up 5 minutes later wearing a blue wig, glitter boy shorts and a cupcake bra/pasty concoction.

Never a dull moment!