First off I have mentioned before that being a full time stay at home mom is wonderful but it really isn't for me. Being in your home all day everyday is enough to make me a frequent flier to crazy town. Now toss is a few small kids, a giant dog and not leaving your house for almost 2 weeks....you've got yourself a recipe for disaster every so often. At least in my house.....
I should have documented this days events as they were happening because now, a few weeks later i'm a bit fuzzy on all the details. I guess it's better to not remember when you lose your chit!
I woke up like any normal day. Everyone needing something from me at once and me just wanting a cup of coffee. Hello elf helpers, where are you?!? Before I knew it it was 11:30am, I was still in sweats yet to have coffee or eat anything. I was trying to focus on Kaelyn's potty training that day which means I was threatening her life and to not allow her to go to pre-school if she didn't listen. I think at one point I threatened to lock her in the bathroom all day long. Ok, so I really didn't say those exact words......just something very similar! Kaelyn must have peed and half pooped in at least 8 pairs of undies by that afternoon. By half poo I mean she was trying so hard to hold it in she was probably prairie doggin it until she couldn't hold it any longer causing her to poo just little. Not much but just enough to cause some damage. Well I had a sinus cold and it took awhile for me to catch on that she was doing this every five minutes, so by the end of the day she had a nice rash on her bum. Hey Kaelyn.....Another great reason to go in the toilet kid! She gets a rash and I get to scrub poo undies and add it to my already mountainous pile of laundry. Awesome. Leah seemed to be crying all day and Prince was dealing with some awful allergies and was chewing on his legs and back all day, oh and he REEEEKED like nasty dog and had just been bathed 5 days prior. At one point I remember trying to start dinner then having to help Kaelyn clean up her skid marked Minnie's. She is screaming because her bum is sore, at the same time Leah is screaming bloody murder and I can hear Prince chewing and scratching like crazy. I still hadn't had a shower or sat down once that day. It was 3:30. I think that's when I lost my friggin mind.....
Aaron comes home from work and here I am in the kitchen, still in my jammies cooking dinner. I look at him and start cryelling.... (made up word for cry and yelling which results in your face kinda resembling John Mayer when he sings.) So anyway, I'm cryelling to Aaron while shaking a magic fairy wand in my hand.... Aka- a wooden spoon covered in spaghetti sauce making me look like a serial killer walking around with a bloody weapon. Things got real bad when I told him I want to kill the dog. Yes I said it, im not proud of it but it happened. Moving on..... Aaron told me to stop dinner and go have some "me time" somewhere. After much debate he forced me to shower and kicked me out of the house. I was able to escape to a friends house and we went out to dinner. Bless her heart for listening to all my babble that day!
I have never felt like that in my entire life. Every time I heard the dog scratch/chew himself I could feel my heart start to race. Listening to Leah cry, Kaelyn being stubborn and the dog all at once would make me start to sweat. Maybe it was my first stay at home Mommy panic attack.
Oh and I was PMSing for the first time in like 2 years.....
What did I learn from all this??? If you go bat chit cray cray your husband kicks you out and gives you a free pass for an evening to yourself!
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| SOME OH SO LOVELY JOHN MAYER GUITAR FACE PICTURES SINCE I WASN'T ABLE TO CAPTURE ONE OF HOW AWESOME I PROBABLY LOOKED WHEN I WAS CRYELLIN. |
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| HOW I WAS FEELING AND HOW MY EYES PROBABLY LOOKED THAT DAY! |
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